You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

If Your Wife's Hairdo Has Ever Been Ruined By A Ceiling Fan, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.