You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.