You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.