You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.