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Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

My Wife Is Like, You Finally Get Your Own Tv Show, You Can Have Any Kind Of Car You Want And You Get A Darned Truck. But My Brother And I Have The Same Kind Of Truck Now.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.