You Know Your The Best When People

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Granddaughter Of The Hiltons. I Want To Be Known As Paris.

I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

You Know Your The Best When People You Don't Know Hate You.