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The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.