You Know The Only Thing Happier Than

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

To Me, It's Very Exhilarating When Somebody Else Does A Great Thing, And It's Not Me.

Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance In Art.

I Don't Think It Makes Any Sense To Try To Get Anyone To Not Talk.

The Only Time You Should Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl Is To Make Sure That They Have Enough. You Don't Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl To See If You Have As Much As Them.