Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That

Stand-up Is Probably The Most Solo Performance In Art.

You Can Figure Out How Bad A Person You Are By How Soon After September 11th You Masturbated, Like How Long You Waited... And For Me It Was Between The Two Buildings Going Down... I Had To Do It, Otherwise They'd Win.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

To Me The Goal Of Comedy Is To Just Laugh, Which Is A Really High Hearted Thing, Visceral Connection And Reaction.

It's Easier To Cancel A Show If It's Expensive.