You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

My Rule Was I Wouldn't Recruit A Kid If He Had Grass In Front Of His House. That's Not My World. My World Has A Cracked Sidewalk.

Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.

The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That One Day You Feel Like You Can Play Handball Against A Curb, And On Other Days You Feel Like You Can Fly To The Moon.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.