The Nicest Thing About Coaching Is That

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.

I Let Ballplayers Yell Back At Me Because I Wasn't Trying To Prove I'm Boss. I Know I'm Boss.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.

Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.