You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.