You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.