Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.