Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.