If You Want To See A Comic

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.