Any Place I Hang My Head Is

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.