Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.