Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv,

I'd Never Consciously Left Home To See A Zombie Movie. They Were Fine By Me, But I Had No Intention Of Ever Being In One. But I've Been Learning More About It As I've Been Doing Interviews. I Didn't Even Know There Were Specialist Zombie Magazines And Clubs. I Heard The Other Day That A Radio Station Had Asked People If They`d Made Preparations For An Attack By Zombies, And A Staggering Number Of People Replied Yes!

The Desire To Be A Politician Should Bar You For Life From Ever Being One.

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.