Wimbledon Is Getting A Bit Too Like

Wimbledon Is Getting A Bit Too Like Royal Ascot. It's Not What Happens Or Who Wins So Much, As What Clothes Do I Have On.

It's Absolutely Of No Importance Who Or What V Was Under The Mask. He Isn't A Who Or A What, He's An Idea. The Thing Is, You Couldn't Continue It. Now And Then The Idea Of A Sequel Has Been Raised, In Vague Forms, But I Think It Would Be A Bad Idea. The Story's Finished.

If This Bloke's A Test Match Bowler, Then My Backside Is A Fire Engine

What Do I Think Of The Reverse Sweep? It's Like Manchester United Getting A Penalty And Bryan Robson Taking It With His Head

England Have Nothing To Lose Here, Apart From This Test Match.