Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.