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I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.