Why Is Electricity So Expensive These Days?

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

I Love This Country For Several Reasons, Not The Least Of Which Is That I Know I'm Allowed To Hate It If I Want To.

It's Ironic That In Our Culture Everyone's Biggest Complaint Is About Not Having Enough Time; Yet Nothing Terrifies Us More Than The Thought Of Eternity.

Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.