Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone

Everyone Knows The First Rule Of Business Is "look Good During Confrontations." Or If It Isn't, It Should Be.

Maybe My Identity's Been Stolen. Or Maybe I Was Sleep-shopping!

Everyone's Moving On Without Me, Into A World I Don't Understand.

My Real Name Is Madeleine Wickham, Under Which I Write Dramas With An Edge Of Humour. As Sophie Kinsella Its Fast, All-out Comedies, Such As The Shopaholic Series.

It Really Is The Year 2007. Which Means I Must Be... Oh My God. I'm Twenty-eight. I'm Old.