It Really Is The Year 2007. Which

My Daily Nespresso Coffee, An Unexpected Shaft Of Sunlight Through The Window On A Winter's Day, My Bargain Missoni Sunglasses (70 Percent Off!)

The Thing About Lying To Your Parents Is, You Have To Do It To Protect Them. It’s For Their Own Good.

... What Would Poirot Do? Poirot Wouldn't Flap Around In A Panic. He'd Stay Calm And Use His Little Grey Cells And Recall Some Tiny, Vital Detail Which Would Be The Clue To Everything.

Everyone Knows Revenge Is A Dish Best Served When You've Had Enough Time To Build Up Enough Vitriol And Fury.

Oh, This Shouldn't Be Allowed. There Should Be A Rule Which Says That People You've Met In The Gym Should Never Meet You In Real Life.