Who Do You Think Has More Freedom:

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.