I Don't Like To Analyze My Music

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.