Whenever I’m About To Have Sex With

I Want To Marry The Kind Of Girl That Walks Out Of An Abortion Clinic With A Lollipop.

My Girlfriend Has The Greatest Story As To Why She Isn't Religious Anymore. When She Was A Kid, Like 12 Years Old, Her Parents Nailed A 25 Pound Crucifix To The Wall Right Above Her Bed. About Two Weeks Later, In The Middle Of The Night, The Crucifix Falls Off The Wall And Leaves A Two Inch Gash In The Back Of Her Dad's Head.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.

Ellen Barkin, Your Upcoming Tv Show ‘the New Normal’ Premiers On September 11th. September 11th, That Sounds About Right. Every Clip I’ve Seen Feels Like I’m Watching A Third Tower Collapse.

I Think The Reason I Became Funny Was Because If I Made People Laugh, They Would Let Me Keep Talking.