I Think The Reason I Became Funny

The First Time I Had Sex, I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. It Was A Relief When The Whole Thing Was Over After Just 45 Minutes.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

People Are Surprised That I'm Nice And It Helps Me Out A Little Bit; It's Easy To Be Nice When Everyone Thinks You're Going To Be A Jerk But If People Think You're A Nice Guy Then It's Tough Because It's What They Expect.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.

People Say It's Easy To Make Fun Of Retarded People, But It's Not. You Really Have To Explain It To Them.