The First Time I Had Sex, I

On The Show, You Have To Be More Charismatic, A Little Smoother, But I Think I Can Still Be That Prince Of Darkness. You Just Have To Learn The Tricks Of The Tv Trade As Well.

I Think My Friend Jeff Is Gay. I Don't Know - I'm So Bad With Names.

We Just Found Out My Little Brother Has A Peanut Allergy, Which Is Very Serious I Know. But Still I Feel Like My Parents Are Totally Overreacting - They Caught Me Eating A Tiny Little Bag Of Airline Peanuts And They Kicked Me Out Of His Funeral.

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.

I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.