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Immigration Is An Issue Of Global Significance In America. And If You Look At The Terrorist Alerts And Attacks, Latinos [as A Group] Are Not In The Top Five List [for] Terror Alerts.

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

Angie, I've Seen My Mom Wrestle Two Cops To The Ground With A Taser Dart In Her Neck, And You Cry When Your Shoes Pinch. Good Luck, Bambi!

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.