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I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

I Believe That There Are Certain Things That Could Be Taken Care Of That You Don't Need A Strong Political Background In.

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David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.