When You Go To An Art Gallery

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

I’ve Learnt From Experience That A Painting Isn’t Finished When You Put Down Your Brush – That’s When It Starts. The Public Reaction Is What Supplies Meaning And Value. Art Comes Alive In The Arguments You Have About It.

You Live In The City And All The Time There Are Signs Telling You What To Do And Billboards Trying To Sell You Something.

Remember Crime Against Property Is Not Real Crime. People Look At An Oil Painting And Admire The Use Of Brushstrokes To Convey Meaning. People Look At A Graffiti Painting And Admire The Use Of A Drainpipe To Gain Access.

Speak Softly, But Carry A Big Can Of Paint.