Speak Softly, But Carry A Big Can

Sometimes I Feel So Sick At The State Of The World I Can't Even Finish My Second Apple Pie.

There's Obviously Nothing Wrong With Selling Your Art - Only An Idiot With A Trust Fund Would Tell You Otherwise. But It's Confusing To Know How Far You Should Take It.

When He Time Comes To Leave, Just Walk Away Quietly And Don't Make Any Fuss.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

The Thing I Hate The Most About Advertising Is That It Attracts All The Bright, Creative And Ambitious Young People, Leaving Us Mainly With The Slow And Self-obsessed To Become Our Artists.. Modern Art Is A Disaster Area. Never In The Field Of Human History Has So Much Been Used By So Many To Say So Little.