When The Truth Is Found To Be

Prancing Around On Stage Is Not The Entire Purpose Of My Life.

If I Were Gay, Life Would Be A Lot Simpler. I'm Kind Of Annoyed That I'm Not.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

I Don't Like To Be Told What To Do At All. That's Unfortunate Because A Lot Of People Come Up With Good Ideas And Can Direct You.

Jerry Garcia And The Grateful Dead Did As Much For Mankind As Any President.