When The Country Goes Temporarily To The

I Usually Don't Work With Other People; I Do The Whole Show Myself.

Being An English Major Prepares You For Impersonating Authority.

God Plays A Lot Of Jokes On Us To Get Our Attention.

She Gave Him Such A Look... Man Oh Man, If Looks Could Kill. That One Might Have Totalled A City Block.

A Boy Wrote Me Once To Say That He Loved It When The News From Lake Wobegon Came On The Radio Because It Meant That His Parents Stopped Arguing. That Was An Eye-opener For Me. You Work Hard To Polish Your Act And Then You Find Out That It Does People Good In Ways You Couldn't Predict.