She Gave Him Such A Look... Man

A Young Writer Is Easily Tempted By The Allusive And Ethereal And Ironic And Reflective, But The Declarative Is At The Bottom Of Most Good Writing.

A Good Newspaper Is Never Nearly Good Enough But A Lousy Newspaper Is A Joy Forever.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

I Felt Bad For That World That We Have Given A Generation Of Kids.

The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.