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No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"

When I Was Seven, I Said, "i Want To Act." When I Was 10, I Realized That Films Exist, And I Wanted To Be In Them. Not A Comedian, I Wanted To Be A Dramatic Actor. Films Just Seemed Such Fun, And Like Such A Great Thing To Do.

In The Uk A Lot Of People Don't Like To Try. There's A Different Cultural Thing. Here [in Usa] If You Try And Fail, You Get Up Again And Start Again And Keep Going. People Respect You For It. Even If You Keep Failing, They Respect The Tenacity.

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

If You're Trying To Get A Bit Of Attention, You Can Smash Up Your Hotel Room Or Spend All Your Time Going To Openings Or Doing The Gossip Column Thing. I Just Decided To Do Gigs In French, German, Spanish, And In America.