When I Was Born The Doctor Took

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.