When I Practiced, I Practiced To Get

You Only Hit A Straight Ball By Accident. The Ball Is Going To Move Right Or Left Every Time You Hit It, So You Had Better Make It Go One Way Or The Other.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

I Have Really Enjoyed Every Minute I Have Spent In Golf- Above All, The Many Wonderful Friends I Have Made. I Have Loved Playing The Game And Practicing It. Whether My Schedule For The Following Day Called For A Tournament Round Or Merely A Trip To The Practice Tee, The Prospect That There Was Going To Be Golf In It Made Me Feel Privileged And Extremely Happy, And I Couldn't Wait For The Sun To Come Up The Next Morning So That I Could Get Out On The Course Again

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

The Most Important Shot In Golf Is The Next One.