The Most Important Shot In Golf Is

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

There's No Set Time Or Schedule For Developing One's Skills As A Professional Golfer, And It Certainly Doesn't Come Overnight. It's A Muscle-memory Exercise That Comes Over Time.

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?