When A Role Seems Fun It's Easy

I'm Writing A Book About Siamese Twins That Are Attached At The Nose. It's Called: Stop Staring At Me!

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.

I Think If They Put A Laugh Track On 'intervention,' It Would Be Funny.

My Dad Doesn't Get Any Of My Jokes. He Laughs At Them, But He Doesn't Understand Them. He's Just Laughing Because People Around Him Are Laughing.