I Think If They Put A Laugh

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

I'm Proud Of The Hangover, But To Be In Movies Like This, Which Are Really The Only Places I Can Get Work, It's Really Quite The Opposite Of What I Am. I Like Sensitive Art-house Movies. I'm Not Even Much Of A Partier. I Mean, I'll Drink Myself Into Oblivion Alone In My Car.