When A Man Makes A Woman His

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.