When A Man Is Trying To Sell

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A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

Express A Mean Opinion Of Yourself Occasionally; It Will Show Your Friends That You Know How To Tell The Truth.