What's This Outfit? You Can't Afford Clothes?

Connie Drove A Silver Camry With Rosary Beads Hanging From Her Rearview Mirror And A Smith& Wesson Stuck Under The Seat. No Matter Whatwent Down, Connie Was Covered.

I'm Underrealized," Lula Said. "i Gotta Lot Of Untapped Potential. Yesterday My Horoscope Said I Gotta Expand My Horizons." "you Expand Any More In That Dress, And You'll Get Yourself Arrested," Connie Said. -- Twelve Sharp

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

I Rolled My Eyes So Far Into The Top Of My Head I Almost Fell Over Backward.

I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum