I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum

Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun In A Cookie Jar. It Just Isn't Done.

You're Probably Gonna Find This Hard To Believe, But I Was Sort Of Weird When I Was A Kid." Salvatore "sally" Sweet

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

Have You Eaten?' I Asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

You Gonna Take The Case?" It's Not A Case. It's A Missing Person. Sort Of." You're Gonna Have A Devil Of A Time Finding Him If It Was Aliens," Grandma Said.