What The World Needs Is More Geniuses

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.