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There Was A Time When Nails Were High-tech. There Was A Time When People Had To Be Told How To Use A Telephone. Technology Is Just A Tool. People Use Tools To Improve Their Lives.

Colleges Typically Did Not Tell You That Ninety Percent Of Your Education Came After You Hung The Parchment On The Wall. People Might Ask For A Rebate.

Back In Pre-revolutionary America Cruel And Unusual Punishment Meant The Rack And Burning At The Stake... In More Recent Rulings It Has Been Taken To Mean The Absence Of Cable Television And Denial Of Sex-change Operations, Or Just Overcrowding In The Prisons.

Well, It's A Communist Country, And The Communists Do Not Reward Personal Initiative...except By Execution.

What Do I Know About Sex? I’m A Married Man.