What Do I Care If Someone Doesn't

I Come Up With My Jokes By Thinking Of A Topic.

Tom Cruise's Pre-nup Lets Him Keep His Money, The Kids And Katie Holmes.

Halloween Is Just A Made Up Holiday, Created By The Razor Blade Industry.

I Actually Never Acted On "deadwood." I Have Meetings All The Time Where People Look At My Imdb Page And See That I Played The Part Of "accounting Clerk" On Deadwood. Actually, I Was The Accounting Clerk For Production Of "deadwood."

I Was Always Cutting Words. I Even Would Write My Jokes In My Notebook. I Still Do This, Almost Like A Poem.